“Bruce!” Tony shouted in a high pitched scream. Entering to the lab to find Bruce quite concentrated on his experiment “BRUCE” He demanded.
“What is it?” Bruce said not looking away from his work until he heard Tony making weird noises to catch his attention. Annoyed he sighed and looked at the billionaire just to find a bucket on his head and himself covered with pink paint “Tony, what exactly happened?” He asked slightly worried.
“Please Bruce, don’t act as if you don’t know crap” Tony said crossing his arms over his chest not bothering into remove the bucket from his face” Just tell to your insufferable girlfriend to stop filling bucket with girl-ish colors and placing them on my bedroom door” Bruce tilted lightly his head to the side not fully understanding what Tony meant.
“I do not under-“
“Brucie really” Tony said and finally decided to get off the bucket to throw it across the room and ended up crushing empty tubes “ Seriously, I don’t mind if you are dating (y/n), but tell her to stop playing pranks to me”
“In this case, Loki was the one who made the prank” Bruce said unamused but then he looked slightly annoyed” And (Y/n) is not my girlfriend”
“Whatever you say pal” Tony said and went off the lab leaving a confusing Banner alone in the lab. He even turned off the light totally forgetting that someone was there.
“Dr. Banner” Natasha said in a quite seductive tone that sent a shiver down Bruce’s spine. What was wrong with everyone today to come to the lab and bother him? He never bothered anyone.
He just nodded lightly to make clear that he was busy but the red haired woman wasn’t going to leave sooner or later. There was a big chance that there was a bet behind all of this because Bruce heard someone trying not to laugh from the vents.
“Is (Y/n) still your girlfriend?” Bruce’s eyes widened slightly as he turned his head towards Natasha who was smirking “How about getting a real woman sometime?” Okay, maybe he was fighting back a huge blush that tried to appear on his cheeks. Suddenly he heard someone laughing so hard from the vents that eventuality fell from them to the floor.
It was no one but Clint. And even if the impact against the floor may hurt he was just laughing.
“L-like, when you b-become a real man!Haha-“ Clint keep rolling on the floor, holding his sides from laughing so much. Nat just rolled her eyes and sighed grabbing him from his legs.
“Take your time, Dr. Banner” The agent said smiling followed by a chuckled and got off the room dragging Clint, who just kept laughing. Perhaps, maybe the blonde was drunk or Bruce really didn’t get the joke.
“Wait” He suddenly said “ (Y/N) Is NOT my girlfriend!”
Certainly, today was not Bruce Banner’s day. Apparently everyone turned against him saying that he was dating (Y/n) (L/n). He sighed and decided to go up to the kitchen for some coffee and think about his project.
Once in the kitchen he found Steve drinking coffee while he read the newspaper. Bruce had a ghost smile on his face for a second, he knew that in all the people probably Steve wasn’t going to bother him. At least, he hoped so.
So he decided to make coffee to himself and sat on the table. Steve stopped reading the newspaper and looked up.
“Good afternoon, Dr. Banner” The blonde said smiling and the brunette couldn’t help himself to give back a smile as well.
“Afternoon, Steven” He said and took a sip of his coffee. But he felt that whatever the captain was going to say was going to make him choke on that single sip. Bruce knew very well that feel.
“Maybe it’s not the best moment since you’re quite stressed from working so hard in your project but I couldn’t help myself to point out the fact that you’re lucky” Steve said and took a sip of his own coffee before continuing” I mean, I do wish to find a beautiful woman like (Y/n) as a girlfriend”
And the doctor did what he predict. He choked on that only sip and Thor came and patted his back. He just waved his hand in a ‘its okay’ sign.
“I was just talking with the Man of Iron about your wonderful woman but he was quite drunk after a few rounds and I am here to ask a question that he made for you. He asked if it was okay if he ask (Y/n) out on a day?”
That’s wasn’t unexpected.
Bruce stood up quite angry but calmed himself down. Mentally counting from one to ten, it was working at least from now.
“(Y/n) is NOT my GIRLFRIEND”He said to both men and then looked at the drunk Tony, who was resting against the door” and NO” with that answer he meant the question that Thor asked in Tony’s name.
He stormed off the place.
Bruce ended in the lab again but this time he found Peter hanging on the ceiling thanks to his own spider-webs. In fact, he was not only hanging up there but there was a tank set on fire waiting for him to fall.
“DOC!” Peter said” Hurry! Your girlfriend tied me up above this flaming tank with my own spider-webs!”
“People, please!” The older man cried out ”(Y/n) is NOT my GIRLFRIEND!” And he went off the lab again. Leaving the poor Parker kid by himself. Maybe someone would find him.
Bruce now was on the living room until he stood up and saw (Y/n) coming from a mission. And the first think she did was grab food and went to the living room again. He turned lightly green and shouted to no one.
“(Y/n) is NOT my GIRLFRIEND” And he left again.
“I didn’t ask anything, you shit” (Y/n) said and ate her food while turning on the TV.
At the end of the day Bruce turned into the hulk thanks to Tony, because the playboy said
“Bruce, did you break up with (Y/n)? She set on fire my whole room! Go to her right this instant and make up with her, like a man!”