“So…Are you telling me that you’re crushing on someone,(Name)? The world must be crashing down then!” Peter said joking, you just rolled your eyes and punched his arm in a playfully way. He acted like it did actually hurt ”Ouch!”
“No Petey, I’m not like in love or something like that!”You said blushing lightly, he just smirked and you couldn’t avoid but play with your hair. Which meant that you were lying because you do that action when you are lying. And if someone was your real friend, it would notice it.
“You’re totally lying, otherwise you wouldn’t be playing with your hair” Peter said and poked your cheek but suddenly stopped. His eyes widened and he started to look to everywhere. You stared at him, what was wro-
“WATCH OUT LADIES! HETEROSEXUAL COMIN’ THRU!” Someone shouted from the air vent that suddenly collapsed on the ground and he
appeared in his red and black costume, which included his mask, with his swords on his back and his belt at where it supposed to be. He managed to fall perfectly to the floor, on his feet ”Well maybe not that heterosexual ‘cuz ya’ know, you have a nice ass there” He said to Peter, he stared at him with a slightly scared face but more with an angry one while you were covering your mouth to not laugh yourself off.
“Do not stare at my ass, you creep!” Peter said moving apart from the man, he was blushing slightly but from embarrassment. If everyone was doing something, then all stopped staring at the man. And I mean every single one. Not even the teachers or the janitor decided to move.
And then the situation turned awkward because they were staring at the man, Peter and you.
“Oh my gosh! Isn’t that…Spider-Man
?!”A girl said and everyone started to run towards the man. Peter groaned loudly which surprised you and then he started to hit his head against a locker. You were going to stop him, you really were. If it wasn’t from the fact that the man that was NOT
Spider-Man decided to kidnap you or something. But he did so not carry you in a gentleman way, like, bridal style.
But you wished. He carried you like if you were sack of potatoes, yup. Like that. In your situation, someone else would be kicking him. Crying, shouting for help. But you finding hilarious. Because this wasn’t the first time you met this man neither the first time he kidnapped you.
The first time this happened you were going out with friends. A Saturday night. You really didn’t want to but they convinced you, some fun once a month doesn’t hurt. Or that was your thought. Because when you were walking out of your house towards the place of the party, you heard shoots.
Shoots, shouting and a laugh.
You were scared of your life, you were too young to die! Looking around you tried to find where did the sound come from but in vain. Until a man bumped on you carring a gun. You stared at him with eyes widened and he smirked. You weren’t really scared by the fact of the gun, but because he was a fucking monkey with a fucking gun and you were going to die thanks to a monkey.
If it wasn’t from him.
A man with a really weird black and red costume with weapons came to your rescue. You don’t remember everything since you passed out. But you clearly remember that you were on the top of some building, your head on his lap while he was humming a song. And… was that a taco on his hand?
“…If you like it then you should a put on it~!”He started to suddenly sing, something way different of what he was humming just a seconds ago. You couldn’t help but laugh lightly and he looked down at you “What’s so funny?” He asked titling his head.
“I don’t even know you or how did I end up here, but that was kind of funny. Because you were humming a quiet song and suddenly…that” You decided to open your eyes and saw his face. His mask wasn’t really on his face, it was on the floor. So you could see his blue eyes and messy brown hair”…So uh…”
“My name’s Deadpool” He said and bit his taco while you sat down next to him”It rhymes with no school. To cool and I ain’t no fool”
“Yeah” You said smiling “How did I end up here?”
“Well, after I saved your ass from being dead because that stupid bastard I--I hate that monkey! I swear the last time we were together in a place we blown it up! It waaaasn’t really my fault that I accidentally, well maybe not, yes it was totally and accident, I decided to bring with my dynamite. Actually it was for a job from a month ago and-“ And he began to explain you everything but what you asked. You stared at him listening to what he said.
Your friends were right, having fun once a month wasn’t really bad.
“Hey Deadpool” You said and noticed that you were on top of that building again. But this time you were on your feet staring at the city.
“Yeah?” He asked, he was sitting on the floor with his mask on. You stared a seconds at his mask, it was red and there were to black holes around his eyes. What an interesting mask.
“Why did you appear in my school?” You asked and sat next to him.
“I was just escaping from the police, not like I went there just for you. Nope. No way” He said and you couldn’t be sure if he was blushing or not thanks to the mask but you smiled.
“What did you do?”
“Just killed a man. You know, my job. They paid me well this time so no need to revenge… At least this time” He said and moved his head so he was facing you.
“So you are a mercenary?” You said titling your head to a side staring at him. Well, it didn’t surprise you. The man was full of weapons, what were you expecting? A doctor?
“The merc with a mouth, hottie. I mean, (Name), I mean SHUT UP YELLOW BOX” He said looking away when he said yellow box but then at you again “Sorry for that, but it’s annoying sometimes. And not the only one, the white one is annoying with it crap about-”
You blinked a few times and laughed resting your forehead on his shoulder. He stopped and looked at you. And then laughed with you. Yeah, it was pretty awkward that he ended up telling you all, screwing out his ‘smooth moment’, but for you it was just cute that he tried.